I Got Bitten by a Dog in Highcliffe-on-Sea the Other Day.

And here’s a photo of my war wound to prove it!!

More pics below.

I was walking along the cliff minding my own business and turned up by the café.

I heard these two guys really yelling at their dog COME HERE!!! JUST COME HERE!!! And immediately thought it a little weird.

The dog was NOT on a lead and was clearly playing up. It then turned and looked over its shoulder – saw me – and came straight over.

Without any warning it leapt up and tried to bite my face!! I kid you not, and as I brushed it away it ran round behind me and bit me high up on the back of the thigh.

Still not content, it tried to bite my ankles, as the owners stood off, did nothing and uttered the famous words: HE WON’T BITE YOU!!! You wanna bet?

Too late for that – it already had – and was coming back for more.

I am not proud in saying that I lost my temper and swore at the dog and at the owner’s in turn only to be told: HE’S NEVER DONE THAT BFORE – Yeah right – I’ll bet.

So if you are walking around Highcliffe on Sea in Dorset keep an eye out for a dog off a lead with two guys, a-yelling – you just can’t be too careful!!!!